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floor candy 

The term originated by a night crew worker for a local grocery store, in which all food product, usually candy around the bulk bin section, was considered approved to eat without being considered stealing from the company after it had touched the floor, as it was unsanitary for customers and would be thrown away otherwise.

The term now applies to any item of food, not just candy, that has touched the ground, but the dropee feels is still worthy of eating regardless.
*Action* Ted drops a potato chip on the floor.
Bill: "Floor candy!"
*Action* Bill picks it up and eats it.
floor candy by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005

Candy Cane kiss

When a guy is having sex with a girl and while she is on her peroid and finishes inside of her. then goes down and eats her out sensually =.
I gave my girl friend a candy cane kiss last night
Candy Cane kiss by fagbitch December 6, 2010

Candycane 

the moment when you're more straight than homosexual, but you still have a bit of gay inside of you.
"what's your sexuality?"
"I'm a candycane"
Candycane by styles whore June 24, 2013

candy lady

(n.) a term generally used by males about his main woman. the candy lady is one who will jump in to help her man fight, get her man drugs, round up all his other women to help get him out of jail, and is a great lover.
my candy lady bailed me out with money from all my other girls on the side, thats why i like her so much.
candy lady by boobiewatcher March 17, 2010

candyman 

A potbellied regular at the Disco 2000 party at Limelight. According to legend, he waited tables at TGIFriday's and used his earnings to buy large quantities of cocaine and ketamine, which he would use to attract young ladies for e-hugs and further fondlings. According to legend, another clubkid, Jessie, got angry with him for breaking off a relationship at a BBQ in front of many mutual friends. Jessie put a curse on Candyman leading to his death.

It is said that anyone who uses ketamine and says his name 3 times in the mirror at the Avalon (new name for limelight) nightclub, will see his ghost rising off the dancefloor at 3 AM, wearing the same old Pacific Sunwear outfit he was notorious for.
According to legend, the ghost of candyman still reigns at Avalon nightclub. Summon him at your own peril.
candyman by nate March 21, 2005