Chicken-bird

The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)

And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.

by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019

Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 20, 2022

Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.

"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"

by hola_anal February 12, 2012

stick bird

A so called "bird" who comes out on rainy nights who bites you in the anus. (This is actually a person who sticks their finger in another persons anus)

"Dude, I just got bit by a stick bird."

by Fhritp9910 May 01, 2016

Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt March 17, 2016

Erosion Bird

an erosion bird aka opium bird is a AI generated huge mutant-like white bird that took over tiktok by storm, it was originally created on tiktok while the sound: Interface - Sgarz is playing in the background.

“Yo did you see the Erosion Bird video yet?”

by cyberbannW October 08, 2023

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 22, 2019