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Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
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Gentleman’s Breakfast 

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack
A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.

White Trash breakfast 

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
White Trash breakfast by Gpitt April 13, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast 

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

A whores breakfast

Some one who has a smoke and coffee for breakfast
Going to have a whores breakfast
A whores breakfast by anonymous December 1, 2020

Skeng 4 Breakfast 

A group of mega sesh heads from Heathfield, permanently equipped with an assortment of alcoholic beverages, Air Force 1’s or Air Max’s, and a W-KING 70w speaker
Where’s everyone from Skeng 4 Breakfast? They’re having a sesh down MG

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.