Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard

This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.

by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022

In Bed Away

An expression that means someone is shortly away from being their true self.

The bed expression refers to when someone gets up in the morning they aren't 100% at their full potential, but only for a short time.

Lucile is still recovering from her depression, but if you ask me? She is in bed away from coming back to us.

Aaron has been training for boxing for months now, he is in bed away from being the best boxer.

Henry is teaching their students not to be in bed away from their true potential.

by Born a Boss till the End March 5, 2023

Bed-head

Getting head while laying in the bed

She gives great bed-head

by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022

curry in bed

eating out an indian girl

me: yo man i ate the best curry in bed yesterday
friend: damn dude toss some garam masala my way next time

by zootmenoot March 23, 2017

Pizza Bed

That meme that looks like a pizza but is not

B ISSA PIZZA BED FUCK OUTTA HERE CALLING GHAT A OIZZA

by Mike Wazowski My nIbba September 6, 2017

Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.

Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.

by scottden95 September 9, 2022