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5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019
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5 Stages of Trumpgrief

The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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AZ-5 button

Something that is believed to resolve a problem but actually only exacerbates it.
When I was sick, I thought taking a shower would make me feel better. Little did I know that I was pressing the AZ-5 button.
by Deepvimal June 13, 2019
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Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
by geniusH August 4, 2006
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5 foot fakeout

Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick

I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
by K.Lau May 28, 2010
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Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016
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April 5 2022

It's April 5 2022 here's a black eye
by Kendal is the best April 4, 2022
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