asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.

"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."

by zdad October 23, 2009

Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak

Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist

by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

Asshole/Dick

Asshole dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick

by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 3, 2004

dumb asshole

The user MaltLiquor on the IGN boards.

Man, did you hear about MaltLiquor? What and asshole!

by Conker-Crazed12 July 27, 2004