fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.
boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff
other boy: why
boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
other boy: why
boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
by pumpitLOUDER March 4, 2009
Get the green apple smirnoff mug.In Flora, IL, the term {appleknocker} represents a festival held by Flora Academic Foundation. The apple is a symbol of education. The festival brings the schools, civic organizations, business and industry to share their resources and knowledge. Arts, industry displays, culture knowledge and performances are made available at no charge for the community. We are harvesting the knowledge of the community and sharing it with our youth.
by William Atwood August 17, 2006
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Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
by Stevib July 15, 2006
Get the Appley Bridge mug.N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!
"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."
by lampshady August 12, 2006
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They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
Apple the company is made in the U.S., and is a worldwide distributer. Their fans are snooty, reflective of the company and stems from its insecurity at being less popular than their competition.
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 31, 2012
Get the Apple mug.A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 9, 2014
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Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 2, 2017
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