Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.

"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."

by holefuck969 July 13, 2017

alva abercrombie

This gal is from the ghetto london, but her heart is at south end, yah! She speak southendian YAH! Know not 2 mess wit her or Fabalunda, or they's be after U!!!

Watch it, this girl gets respect....its alva abercrombie, YAH!

by Fab March 6, 2005

abercrombie-kid

usually a racist kid who wears abercrombieoramerican eagle. They tend to have republican view points and sneer at minorities who aren't Asian. Most of the women suffer from eating disorders

(1)abercrombie-kid: oh my gosh look at those people they look like they are about to steal

(2)abercrombie-kid: does this make me look fat.

(3)abercrombie-kid: i support Bush

by The Bad Q June 26, 2006

Abercrombie

A brand that is really, really expensive, and the only 3 shirts I got there were when there was a clearance when Hollister opened right next door. The clothes are way too expensive, but they are pretty cool, and I hang out with the croud that wears abercrombie, but I'm not really a prep. I can't really afford any of the prep brands such as AE, Hollister, A&F, and sometimes even Aeropostale is expensive.
But the people that where abercrombie are pretty cool, but it's not cool when a loser all of a sudden puts on abercrombie.
I have 2 shirts from AE, 6 from Aero, 3 from A&F, and that's pretty much all my prep shirts. I don't have jeans from any of those stores yet, because they're way to expensive, even on the clearance rack.
i think that the people that wear abercrombie wear it JUST because it says abercrombie. i can say that the clothes have really nice fabric, and are really comfortable. alot of other ppl may not notice this because they dont shop at jcpenny for shirts at 4 dollars.

jenny (prep) lets go to the mall
donna (prep) ok, how bout abercrombie
callah (semi prep) that's too expensive, those clothes cost more than my house
jenny and donna: then ur not coming with us!

but not really, jenny and donna would say "o that sux"
cuz preps r pretty cool

by [e-mail] August 4, 2007

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

Horrible brand of clothing that only morons wear. Most of the cooler people in the world wear American Eagle and Aeropostale. But of course there has to be those 3 losers who actually buy Abercrombie.

I think im sweet because im wearing a 3 dollar shirt from Abercrombie. Im not cool enough to wear better clothes.

by Abercrombie Blows July 28, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

a store with outrageous off the wall, fuck a duck prices.

Clothes come already ripped. Which is just sad.

I just used my life savings and half my college fund to buy this piece of cloth. Ripping them was $30 extra.

by Scruffy March 24, 2005