When you are fucking a girl and you start to play a banjo If the girl doesnt like the music you cum on the stings and smack her in the face with the banjo, leaving the imprint of strings but in a stream of cum. If the girl enjoys the music, you cum on the banjo and make her lick it off while you play.
Your girlfriend was hitting on me last night, so i brought her to my room and Alabama Banjoed that hoe
by BIGASSTITTIES1212232 January 4, 2011
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State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"
Punches and rioting may follow
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"
Punches and rioting may follow
by pterygoid hamulus September 14, 2011
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John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
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