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Alabama Banjo

When you are fucking a girl and you start to play a banjo If the girl doesnt like the music you cum on the stings and smack her in the face with the banjo, leaving the imprint of strings but in a stream of cum. If the girl enjoys the music, you cum on the banjo and make her lick it off while you play.
Your girlfriend was hitting on me last night, so i brought her to my room and Alabama Banjoed that hoe
by BIGASSTITTIES1212232 January 4, 2011
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alabama argument

When someone asks how many national championships does your college football team have and then says the college football team their a fan of has more national championships than your team does. It's usually a pointless attempt to say their team is good at that point in time because the roster their team had when they were winning has no relation to the roster their team has now. Deductively it's an epic fail, but may or may not partially be inductively sound. It's a common argument made by Alabama fans when Auburn fans try to say how good the Tigers are for the year, but can be used with any school that has won more national championships than a fierce rival.
State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"

Punches and rioting may follow
by pterygoid hamulus September 14, 2011
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alabama applesauce

When a man and his friend cut open their sisters head and have sex with it using her blood as lube, then they get some applesauce and dump it into the wound and eat it
Me and Mike gave my sister an alabama applesauce
by Captain chucklefuckle September 12, 2017
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Alabama Slamma

When a chick named Michelle performs a Hot Carl (look it up!) in a broke down hotels bathroom.
So i was in Alabama visiting family and picked up this hooker named Michelle, we totally did an Alabama Slamma! Best night ever!
by Candurance March 8, 2011
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alabama hayfield

When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce
Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield
by frostedshreddedchris October 20, 2009
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alabama sweep

The type of hair style that about 97.8 percent of all males in the state of Alabama have. This hair style is clearly identified by the sweeping nature of the hair that covers the majority of the forehead(usually to the right). This is usually a direct result of incest and anyone outside the state of Alabama that has this hair style 90 percent of the time are homosexual.
Wow! did you see those frat guyat the party? They all were rockin the Alabama Sweep. Fuckin fags.
by Ravioli954 November 1, 2009
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Alabama Ham Scam

A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
by 73baby September 11, 2009
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