Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator September 6, 2015

Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

by Bitsch_Wut!!!! October 28, 2015

Whoppi Faced

A Very Ugly Situation. A reference to comedian, actress and talk-show host Whoppi Goldberg's looks.

"When you lose control of a volatile situation, shit can get Whoppi Faced really quickly."

by CrimewaveExitStrategey January 10, 2016

snatch face

Snatch face is a person who looks like there carrying around a vagina on there face

Did u see christina today yeah fucking snatch face

by charlies porno move March 3, 2016

Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel

“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”

by alexanderthegreatpleb December 7, 2018