...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

We're Gaslighting You

Rick says on camera as I walk out of the kitchen.

Hym " 'Something-Something and Elisa didn't let him respond' Says Greta as I walk in. And 'We're gaslighting you' Says Rick. These are complete coincidences and the fact like things like this happen all time but don't report it or Christians will make up stories about Ghost and Inner Demons to try and undermine the completely legitimate claim that the people around me have collectivized to antagonize me for an undisclosed reason and it doesn't really matter what that reason is because they will just keep watching until they find one and then say 'See! That's why I was doing this thing I'm doing!' And you'll know that they are completely full of shit and they'll know their completely full of shit but it doesn't matter because as long as the Christians and the Jews aren't being antagonized then we don't have a problem, right? And then I murder and rape their kids and cut their eyes out because it's funny to me that they thought they were watching and/or that I wouldn't or don't have a right to retaliate in any way shape or form or I'm crazy!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

You

You're actually searching yourself?

You: *Types "YOU"*

Urban Dictionary: "Hola, soy Dora. Can you tell me why you SEARCHED YOURSELF?"

by Yourself, who else? January 22, 2021

Bonnie I Want You

A song by Plain White T's

What you gonna do when the drugs run out
Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

wyd you up?

A common text used by the notorious “hoodville” on instagram to get a girls attention late at night

“wyd you up?… sent at 11:23pm”

by #1 angel hater November 12, 2023

Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)

fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.

by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012

Are you retarded?

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.

Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

by Jack Spank9049 April 20, 2025