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Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
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Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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Tretch Man

1. Wasteman, derkhead, eediaat
2. Dretlin, bredrin, tretch
"Oi tretch man!"
"Safe tretch"
by JO!? August 28, 2008
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Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
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Blowy man

To drunkenly wave as a wacky waving inflatable tube man, originally called a tube guy. Commonly referred to as air dancers or sky dancers. Inflatable figures with arms that flail due to a blower that keeps them inflated.
Did you see how drunk Ryan was when he said goodbye? He waved and the bartenders thought he ought to be a blowy man.”
by Blowymanryan May 27, 2025
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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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