unitard

A mentally disabled person with one leg.

The unitard hopped happily down the road.

by SeamusR February 10, 2009

United 93

The shittiest movie ever made in all of movie shittiness. If I wanted to see some government bullshit, i would head to Washington D.C. I mean come on. It was TWO FUCKING HOURS of this:
(Dude 1) - "I think we are going to die."
(Dude 2) - "No freakin' way. Shut up."
(Terrorist 1) - "Muh Hallah Muckha Laha!" He then runs like a crazy bitch with a box cutter.
(Dude 1) - "He really shouldn't run with that in his hands."
(Dude 2) - "If your so concerned about him, why don't you marry him?"
(Terrorist 1) - "Muh Hullah Ma Stabby Hackma Mul Stab" He insanely stabs some fat guy in the neck.
(Dude 1) - "Didn't he kill that guy an hour ago?"

Repeat FOREVER!!!!!!

(Dude 1) - "Wanna see United 93?"
(Dude 2) - "FUCK YOU PANSY BITCH FACE!!!!"

by You Will Thank Me Later May 17, 2006

v unit

derived from the correct term vagina, with a little help from my friend fiddy cent. also means vag, cunt, and pussy. first spoken in latin , by pope pius the 2nd, banging his mistresses v-unit

oh, im gonna fuck that bitch right in her v-unit!

by oskosh April 21, 2005

fodder unit

derogatory term for a serving member of the armed forces, used in the Bush family between Jeb & Dubya after the term was originally coined by their father George H W Bush.

Jeb: Lucky you dodged out of Vietnam in that champagne squadron bro'
Dubya:Sure, not like those dumb fodder units in Iraq.
Both:HAHAHAHAHA!

by Armchair Field-Marshal October 31, 2006

Unitesticle

Uni-testicle is referred to a person who's bad at gaming. This is a word invented by "Zemog" - a player on Xbox live player notorious for talking nonsense online.
Uni-testicle quickly spread around various sites and became a slang for someone worse then the person using the word.

I have a uni-testicle (Pronounced; Uuuuunitesticle.)

by SGACarson November 14, 2009

United Nations

Useless organisation that likes to act like it cares about the human race and philanthropy and other silly things that don’t improve the collective/individual human experience. They don’t actually do anything at all. They just sit there and eat ramen noodles and have international potlucks every single day. If someone is giving you an ‘I’m disgusted by you’ look, that’s THEIR right (even if it’s torturous). Why are they looking at you with disgust? Who knows... maybe you’re just a MALE? Some silly little “document” called the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was created there, but nobody really cares or lives by it.

Child: “Omg, mommy! What is that rectangle building over there with all of the flags from around the world?”

Mother: “Oh, sweetheart... that’s just the United Nations— a Christmas tree ornament just like the Statue of Liberty is an ornament. It’s supposed to represent something, but nobody actually lives by it or pays attention to it. It just becomes background noise. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? No, you can’t say ‘free’. Give me your fucking hand, CHILD... or better yet, I’ll just tie you on this leash like the DOG that you are. YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO STAY IN THE STROLLER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN’S RIGHTS AND WHO CARES IF YOU’RE A CURIOUS TODDLER THAT WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING? SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU?!?????!?!??!”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious July 6, 2020

Angry Fly United

When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.

When Jim and Heather flew to Australia, he gave her an Angry Fly United in the bathroom!

by Coraline Bulldog March 5, 2010