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Bong Troll

1. NOUN: A fearsome and dirty creature that lurks in the dark musky closets of young male adults. The creature becomes enraged upon hearing the sound of marijuana being consumed from a water pipe. His terrible cry is usually the last thing the victim hears before being consumed. Legend has it that once consumed by a Bong Troll the victim is damned to follow in his attacker's footsteps...
Brevik: Here man hit this.
Halbet: Alright man.
Brevik: BONG TROLL!!!
Bong Troll: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bong Troll by Pitfield December 19, 2009
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Rave Troll 

1. A person who attends a rave and becomes so intoxicated they are hardly or are not recognizable as a human being. May act in an unpredictable manor, such as removing their own clothes or initiating unwanted physical contact.

2. A person who attends a rave who you would not normally encounter day to day. A person who looks like they do not and could not belong to any type of a social circle, even in a niche, because they are so dissociated in look/actions/or behaviors from a normal citizen.

3. A person who attends a rave with the intentions of becoming as intoxicated as possible, or to take away from any positive vibes or atmosphere that would have existed otherwise.
1. "Did you see that rave troll over there?" "Yeah, he is GOURDED, does he even know what is happening?"

2. "Whoah, who is that?!" "I don't know, I have never seen someone like that before, they must have crawled out from underneath a bridge to get here!"

3. "That group of kids over there are nothing but rave trolls, all they are doing is tagging the place up and trying to start fights."
Rave Troll by AlldayKK January 15, 2011
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Cave Troll 

Truly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to.
Noun: "What a Cave Troll"

Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."
Cave Troll by quacktroll May 18, 2011

Internet troll 

People who love talking shit on the internet mainly about other people's vehicles. These trolls will talk shit all day long on the internet as long as they have a keyboard to hide behind. But you will never see these people in real life. 9 times out of 10 these trolls drive their moms Honda, lancer, Evo, or a mustang. These trolls are nothing to worry about because they never actually do anything. Typically the Facebook of an internet troll can be spotted by images that look like they were found on Google and there's never pictures of these people on their pages.
Bob: man your cars a piece of shit I'd put bus lengths on it.

Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree

Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.

Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in

Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win

Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it

**names used are random names**

Bootyhole troll 

A term originally pioneered by Lil Gucci berry that describes how much he loves anal penetration during sexual intercourse, however it can also be used to describe any overweight white male who enjoys rectum annihilation
My friend Skyler is a Bootyhole troll for sure
Lives under a bridge and scares kids, and gets scarier when it gets dark. Countless songs have been written in her honor...
The Troll I'm sorry but your ugly, Your hideous, Your scaring me.
The Troll by Miles_JR August 24, 2006

party troll 

A person who, quite literally, trolls the party. They have been known to steal everything from beer to cheese to trix yogurt to peanut butter from people's houses while they have parties.
"That kid is such a party troll...he takes beer from parties and hides it in the dryer"
"Did you hear he stole cheese from a party? What a party troll!"
party troll by lawwwlll thomas February 11, 2010