Toochinistic

being similar in quality to the almighty being "Alaura;" having Alaur-ish tendencies.

Wow, that's so Toochinistic!
Someday you'll achieve toochinitticness, don't worry!

by Alaura December 6, 2003

National Touch Minors Day

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor

Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"

by Instagram: @maxsimms_ May 25, 2018

national touch my boob day

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.

elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”

by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019

Out Of Touch

An emo-punk band from Haywards Heath england.... www.out-of-touch.net

"Yo man... I went to the Out Of Tocuh gig last night....."

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

torchwood

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).

The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.

by emresch October 21, 2008

Touch the Sun

To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.

Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!

Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!

by Mr_Warz February 24, 2009

Touch tit tuesday

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts

Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits

by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019