Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

Ducking Lit

When auto correct steps in

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit

by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 5, 2019

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

Duck nigga

Word used to describe NHL mascot for the black duck looking mascot.

Bro we got the black bird looking mascot out on the ice. No bro that is duck nigga

by Frank Bellingham Sinatra December 3, 2021