Doing The Carl

The act of giving someone a fingerpoint with the thumbs pointing towards the ceiling, with either both of the hands or one of the hands. Free hand must remain on the hip, or both must be in the air saying a statement such as;

"I dont need on instructions, on how to rock!"

"You know cause I got that baby arm.. clutching an apple... hangin low.. you know what im talkin about.. down there..."

Also self-adjustment of the groin area is considered "Doing the Carl."

"Doing the Carl" was made famous by Carl Brutananadilewski the fictional character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"So what happened when you went over the his house?"

"He was doing the carl."

"Figures."

by BigWillie420 October 01, 2011

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 May 18, 2012

Doing a fish

"Doing a fish" is to place bets on sports games and or horse racing with the outcome of zero return.

Real late changeover. Reeks of "doing a fish" 🐠 this weekend….. 0/3

by TNBC May 20, 2022

Doing a Chef

When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...

Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race

by PoggiesMan May 03, 2021

do the digging

It typically means to search, look for or trying to find out something

My teacher asked me about the history of America and I figured that I had to do the digging to find the answer.

by Mechavelli November 17, 2018

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021