Thigh Burns

Pubic hair that is untrimmed and so long that it hangs down one's leg similar to side burns. Similarly the chafing from such long hair literally causes friction burns on the thighs.

Women in 70's porno's have thigh burns

by Craigman77 May 18, 2011

thin privilege

In theory, this is the "privilege" that thin people earn for being thin, including not being perceived as lazy, lower healthcare costs, increased likelihood of finding a sexually attractive partner, increased earnings potential, and more. While all of the preceding examples may be true, it misconstrues the definition of privilege. Privileges are given, not earned, and the recipients and those without them can do nothing to change them. White privilege is a good example of that; either you're born white or you're not. Thin privilege, on the other hand, is often worked for by people who would otherwise be fat but instead eat right and exercise. Therefore, thin privilege doesn't actually exist.

Doctor: Ms. BBW, I'm afraid that if you don't start working out regularly and cutting down the saturated fat very soon, you'll likely be dead before you're fifty.
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!

by iLikeSoup November 3, 2013

Air thief

Someone who is so worthless and does nothing that they have no purpose or point in existing and only wastes the planet's resources.

Paris Hilton is a fucking walking waste of space, an air thief.

by Toadyking January 11, 2009

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

sir, this is a wendy's

Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.

Sam: I like math

Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.

Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's

Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED

Sam: I'm not a rapper.

Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.

by Ed the Fed February 9, 2020

Catch this nut

Catch this nut (verb)
Def: To tell a female to let you ejaculate in her, i.e. Ass, Pussy, or Mouth, or ejaculate on her.

Yo Nia, come catch this nut.

by I've seen some shit July 9, 2016

sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.

It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.

by Beanstalker November 7, 2009