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Old Milwaukee Syndrome

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"
John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."
by olsongt October 21, 2009
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13 year old

A person who is 13 years of age no insults to them they dont deserve it. This usually used as an insult such as " dumb 13 year old kpop stan" or "fatherless dream stan" but those people are usually not even 13 yet and was it that obvious? none that age assumes is over the age of 14. 13 year olds are just going through puberty and its the worst time to be alive.
Some Beluga Fan on the Youtube comment section: lol stfu i bet ur like 13 go watch tiktok the garbage content ever
The 13 year old with a brain: You know i cant control my age right? fuck off and go find a hobby to do loser.
by Lolorator360 February 15, 2022
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Old Forge, PA

an extremely small, but awesome, town in Pennsylvania that barely made the map; the only establishments are pizza places; it is the Pizza Capital of the World; driving around is the fun thing to do; everyone knows where Eckerd & Pear Tree are; you run to T-Hill for cigarettes or gas; some people have Turkey Hill Ice Cream, this town has Turkey Hill itself, which sells the ice cream; everyone in Old Forge knows everyone else; it's just like the Cheers bar, except it's a town.
I'm from the town of Old Forge, PA, and I when I drive by my friends, I meet them at Pear Tree.
by I am a true Old Forger October 19, 2005
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Old School Gamers

People who play The One True Game the Original Dungeons & Dragons in the real authentic old school way. Old School Gamers do not play any inferior games.
Old School Gamers know that video games are a lot less fun to play, than The One True Game.
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Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012
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New Old Fashion

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.
by revbjeff December 28, 2010
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21 year old

A person who is at the Age around 20-26 who likes anime girls on a weird level and no life’s the hell out of video games, and is usually a asshole.
Person 1: being a 21 year old sucks dude. Person 2: I know man, I know.
by Davinator7788 August 3, 2020
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