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Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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Goose

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*
by Bestay May 12, 2021
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Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person
Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”
by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023
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Goose

Maverick's dead best friend
by Mr_S 114 June 17, 2022
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rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can
That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!
by Candyman Can June 22, 2018
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Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned
"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"
by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017
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whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.
Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!
by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017
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