candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

suicide bait

When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.

Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.

No, you aren't going to suicide bait me into working on your game again.

by an extremely depressed bandu July 28, 2025

Honor Suicide

Back in the day, when people abided by honor codes, when someone disgraced themselves, their families, and their countries, they were asked to commit suicide to restore honor to their families.

Our society has completely deteriorated because we have abandoned all honor codes. Honor suicides were a powerful mechanism to keep people's behavior in check, and without that, people ran amok for too long.

by Publius0987 August 1, 2025

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016

Suicidal empathy

When someone has so much empathy towards the wrong people that it ends up putting them in danger.

"We should let this group of terrorists into our country"

"Another moron with suicidal empathy"

by Sograt October 23, 2025

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024