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Hairy Spider

That chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when I saw those dirty hairy spiders.
by FLD June 21, 2007
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spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.
i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!
by LisaSusan September 9, 2006
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Spider

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.
by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008
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spider bro

A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.

Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.
John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.

Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and

returned your movies!

John: Thanks alot spider bro!
by magana91 July 19, 2011
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Spiderman

The act of cumming on a girl so that it appears as though she has spider webs hanging off of her.
Goddamn man! I gave Catherine a kick ass Spiderman last night! She made my spidey senses tingle!
by Douggie Fresh October 11, 2007
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Spider-X

Dude, you just got owned by Spider-X!
by Sam January 30, 2005
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Butt Spider

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
by Bumblebug August 10, 2006
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