Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 27, 2020

only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023

Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

Sugar Spoon

a cute person or animal

my guinea pig is my sugar spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022