Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024

L Snap

When you snap three times in the shape of an L after a snarky comment. Some people call it the Z snap. Those people, are dumbos.

"Oh no you didn't!" (L Snap)

by PoopyJoeBrown October 24, 2011

Snap cat

A person of the female variety who displays bipolar tendencies.

I thought Amanda was a cool girl, turns out she's a total snap cat

by john avery November 11, 2017

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

by Baconplums October 5, 2022