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Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over
by Smoore September 20, 2017
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table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
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eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.
by crankthetank April 15, 2010
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caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.
Woah you caught a shark there bro!
by LunarMalice December 5, 2014
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you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
by Big Bertram June 13, 2018
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Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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by тord March 29, 2019
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sharkattack (charquataque)

1. A guy, who wants to have sex (or just some kisses) with a girl, and has a behavior like a shark against other fishes; 2. Shark attack: it's like when you have one objective and you have to do something, soon as you can. So you look to the target and don't think twice.
The girl looks to you and we know what she thinking. So you have something to. Now. This is just an example about a sharkattack (charquataque).
by Domicio e Mario February 10, 2007
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