Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

splongey

Splongey is used as a characteristic for intelligent pets in the UK, specific dogs or cats when they doing an unexpected trick.

My dog jumped backwards today, that was really splongey!

by Climpering September 23, 2014

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

Spongebobiness

When you encounter a situation or moment concerning more than one scenario from spongebob in a single day.

Eric: "Yo dude I just got a text from you and Georgina about spongebob at the same time."
Cierra: "That's some spongebobiness right there."

by Courtney Linus June 5, 2015

Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015

slong

The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.

"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!

by MK11222 July 2, 2016

Spongebobber

•A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.

"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"

by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016