by LajeeBoi March 24, 2020
A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
by The Original Donald Trump May 07, 2023
A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.
Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
by Fatesucks April 05, 2021
A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021
A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.
A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"
B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"
B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"
by douchebigiloo November 04, 2022
don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!
Don't simp so hard you stop living life.
Don't simp so hard you stop living life.
by 1_1 September 01, 2020