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The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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rabbit

A runner in a middle-distance (1500-5000m) track race who paces the other runners and allows for ample drafting. The runner is paid normally and drops out of the race after a few laps.The rabbit generally imporoves times and is a welcome feature.
"WOW I made 400 bucks rabbiting this summer!"
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The Rabbi

This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.
That jew loves the rabbi. She must be that transvestite Eli Colman I keep hearing about.
by enormous penis January 3, 2008
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Rabbit

Afro-American slang for white people. Heard frequently at an Army base in the south in confrontations between black and white troops. (Early 1970s; I don't know if the term is still in common use.)
"This is our end of the barracks, rabbit. Get out or get hurt."
by Veteran M October 8, 2005
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Rabbit

Pretty, apparently wealthy young women. They inhabit the West End of London and other fashionable spots.

They are identified by having long blonde hair, lots of face paint, sun glasses, short leather jackets and driving sports cars whilst teasing their hair or checking their lippy.
I was shunted in the Kings Road last weekend by a rabbit! Silly girl was doing her make up!
by Mr Henderson Smith February 17, 2009
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rabeet

what, he's indian? but he's white. he must be a rabeet.
by yoyoyo999 April 28, 2010
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rabbit

Oilfield slang for a tool used to clean out the inside of a flowline or pipeline. Forced through using high pressure fluid.
Hank, get ready to run that rabbit
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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