A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
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This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.
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They are identified by having long blonde hair, lots of face paint, sun glasses, short leather jackets and driving sports cars whilst teasing their hair or checking their lippy.
They are identified by having long blonde hair, lots of face paint, sun glasses, short leather jackets and driving sports cars whilst teasing their hair or checking their lippy.
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