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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
Related Words

Butt-Pipe 

Fat kids who don’t share their food with ethiopians
Cartman you butt-pipe, this is the time of year you’re supposed to share!
Butt-Pipe by anonymous July 3, 2024

Peace Pipe 

The ceremoanius slurp and suck before a Pow Wow.
Your mom smoked on my Peace Pipe for a while before I surprised her with a Pow Wow.
Peace Pipe by Maniconwords August 3, 2024

Kentucky pipe swap 

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.
My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant
Kentucky pipe swap by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024

Back-Pipe 

Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.
Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*
Back-Pipe by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024

Laying pipe 

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
Laying pipe by Omencaptains June 13, 2024