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one-owner
can be defined as someone who is truly unique. It is worth noting, that a one-owner has attributes that aren't necessarily positive, in fact, they are often characteristics that are deemed negative. In most cases, these people are unaware of their own behaviors that have helped define them as one-owners.
One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."
It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.
Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.
For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.
One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."
It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.
Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.
For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.
DP: "Hey, have any of you seen Virgil today?"
Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."
Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."
DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"
Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."
DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."
Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"
DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."
Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."
Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."
Stephen: "#blessed."
Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."
Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."
DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"
Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."
DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."
Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"
DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."
Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."
Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."
Stephen: "#blessed."
One up top
One up top by BawskeeGang January 16, 2019
one step shortcut to the lobby
Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”
one step shortcut to the lobby by IronManFan May 4, 2019
one minute rule
When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.
“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”
“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
one minute rule by hbot47 November 8, 2019