mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay March 27, 2016

mom door

The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".

Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me

by retrofutureman November 14, 2018

Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'

Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.

by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017

Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.

"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"

by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019

Soccer mom

A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child

Stop being a soccer mom

by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018

enu’s mom

The biggest fattest witch on the planet

Wow, Enu’s mom really cant sing

by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019