"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.
When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.
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Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
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Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
by Punkymunk May 3, 2018
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Get the Dick appetit mug.Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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by hahasuka November 29, 2017
Get the Hershey Dick mug.When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018
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