Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena April 2, 2011

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

MUFFGUTTER

MUFFGUTTER- n. describing one that does not perform their job duties in an appropiate manner, hence they are likely an asshole with no significant other and get laid by chance or on the dime.

that dude BRAD from the cable company was such a muffgutter today!

by biatch6 December 17, 2011

Muffic

A terrific looking muffin top.

"Hey that woman has a muffic!"
'Yeah, she makes it look good!"

by iSchizoPhrenicLove January 19, 2012

muffercut

When in the course of providing extreme cunnilingual pleasure to a ladyfriend, you cause her to have such an intense orgasm that her muscles spasm and she violently thrusts her pelvis up....into your face.

I was going down on Jackie so good, she came like a banshee and gave me the gnarliest muffercut....we both blacked out.

by dan92672 November 8, 2012