mexican disguise 

A Mexican Disguise is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Brown Neck tie.

That bitch said she needed a disguise. I treated her to the mexican disguise.

mexican disguise by Patrick Kay May 12, 2006

mexican sattelite 

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

mexican sattelite by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

Mexican jet by vadissimo October 22, 2008

Mexican Town Clown 

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

Mexican Town Clown by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009

Mexican lady drama 

Gossip or drama involving that you don't want to get involved in because it's dangerous. Historically involved at least two Mexican ladies of substantial age with like three strands of hair who had plenty of time to plot how to ruin someone's life.

You sure want to stay away; that's some Mexican lady drama!

Mexican lady drama by rc82 July 15, 2009

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

Mexican rehab by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011

Mexican Bumper Sticker 

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.

All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.

Mexican Bumper Sticker by Buck Fiesta June 6, 2011