That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

That’s like putting make up on a nigger by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus 

when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.

wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus by deletus October 29, 2018

bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana

bornana.

eminem: bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana.
he is truly one of the rappers of our generation.

bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana by the cooler penguin27 April 10, 2022

you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.

You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.

you make my shit itch by msn87 December 18, 2012

Asian Make-up 

To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.

Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.

Asian Make-up by The Growling Anus August 4, 2016

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

it don't make no nevermind 

The South Carolina colloquialism for "it does not matter."

me: "Where would you like to sit?"
grandma: "It don't make no nevermind!"

it don't make no nevermind by TYinSUM December 11, 2006