Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.

Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)

by Bellaskim April 20, 2023

jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.

Jonas bohn is great

by by chicken May 17, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023

Jonah wizniuk

If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy

YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk

by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023

JONAILYS

The name of a beautiful nice girl, anyone would be lucky enough to be her friend. Anyone named Jonailys can definitely cook. Don’t ever pass the opportunity to be with a Jonailys.

Yadiel: yo bro Jonailys is cute
you: Ikr.

by love444joker July 5, 2023