Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024

Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.

Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom

by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 26, 2017

Jellie Parry

Acronym for the words "jealous" & "paranoid". Root source comes from a south park episode.
Nicknames for anyone acting overly jealous or paranoid.

"Your girlfriend needs to stop the insane psycho talk soon. She is being so Jellie Parry."

by Rarely Obscure April 28, 2014

green jelly

you call someone green jelly when they're very envious/jealous

''Shut your mouth, you're just green jelly about me. Just leave me alone, I don't want to talk with you anymore.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Party Jelly

Slang for hand sanitizer. It moves like jello, and has alcohol in it.

That absolute legend Jim was drinking party jelly and winded up in the hospital.

by bobnoodle June 11, 2018