The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons

“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”

by Lou2003 February 8, 2022

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

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Woah you've been naughty...what a spoon

by evalol October 8, 2021

noah spoon

he is a very smart independent young man who sucks at law clas

hey noah spoon

noah spoon

by BY ChizBOMB and the MANDEM October 28, 2021

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain

The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.

by anonymous September 5, 2021