Tennessee Top Hat

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.

That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.

by Mashrabbit August 17, 2018

Hard Hat Area

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.

Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.

by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana

dude I am totally wearing the hat today.

by depressfox November 18, 2010

Stink Hat

The putrid act of doing the unthinkable on someones head (or, ideally, face)

Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat

by Haunch Tickler December 29, 2018

rabbit out of the hat

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.

I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.

by TehXeNo December 6, 2006

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

Amish hat trick

A light weight who imbibes three shots and becomes three sheets to the wind.

Devon said Sally pulled an Amish hat trick last night. She misplaced her panties, knocked out her front teeth, and slept on the fire escape.

by docjuan February 19, 2008