Greg

Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks

Greg you crack head

by Afghan June 23, 2019

greek

Greeks are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet. They're respectful, hardworking, hardworking, kind (but can be very scary). You'll want to hang out with greeks all the time because they're so awesome. But guess what? You can't hang out with them over the summer because they go to their horio (town they are from in Greece) for the whole summer. Even when they are home, they are probably busy hanging out with their families. And don't even try to hang out with them on Sundays. This is the day of Church and Church gossip. You see, the greeks go to church on Sunday for the service yes, but for the coffee hour after so they can gossip about each other. Religion is one of the greeks strongest values. Another thing that greeks like to do is dance. The most common known dance is the kalamatiano. Dancing is how they burn off all of the galaktoboureko, baklava, loukoumades, etc.

Sally Smith: Hey Panayotia do you want to hang out this summer?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.

Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.

by malako June 25, 2019

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019

Greg

The fastest growing army

Don’t look this up anywhere else they are FALSE Greg are Danny Gonzales’s fan base

by h0lly__ July 13, 2019

Gregged

The process of going way beyond your limits i.e. 2 standard drinks

"Did you see Fred last night?"
"Dude he was so gregged after those 2 IXPs"

by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

Gregged

Go way beyond your limits when drinking i.e. 2 standard drinks

"Dude did you see Mike last night?"
"Yeah dude he was so gregged after those 2 xpa"

by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019