laying glass

trippin so hard that it feels like glass is being layed oppon you

yo, yesterday i took 3 hits of acid. man i was laying glass for 2 or 3 hours

by mattering mind November 29, 2010

swamp glass

noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.

Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.

by dlpopp August 1, 2011

Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation

ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.

by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011

empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something

Give me a beer I have an empty glass

by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013

turbo gasket

Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.

Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!

by wildman, AB December 5, 2013

the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass

Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night

by rbsquared February 21, 2014

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015