Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.

When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.

by Punkymunk May 3, 2018

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit

I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick

by hahasuka November 29, 2017

Dick appetit

Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else

Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*

by fuckith meith November 11, 2020

dick diversity

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.

There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.

by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019