fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

by Herobot April 7, 2020

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Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012

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When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

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