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Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.
Luca is being such an Evan
by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018
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horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Cheyenne Evans

by @023kevans November 5, 2020
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Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.
Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.
by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025
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Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
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Evan

The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.
I would die for Evan
by papupipo August 25, 2021
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evan gramcracker

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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