Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by June 16, 2022

Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.

This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

by Coffee Association November 15, 2020

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 07, 2024

Karachi coffee

A cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. In India and Pakistan, they put milk in their tea. Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

Son, this is thirteenth time you've fixed Karachi coffee...I'm getting tired of this, now!

by ElTurkAmericano March 04, 2015

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 30, 2023

Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.

Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 04, 2025

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 02, 2024