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poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag
1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake
by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007
mugGet the poon cakesmug.

yellow cake

Fantasy uranium mentioned in Bush's 2002 State of Union address inorder to justify attack on Iraq. aka a balled face lie used to manipulate the masses by a politician.
That speech was riddle with yellow cake - better do some fact checking before you buy into that crap.
by TWade August 25, 2005
mugGet the yellow cakemug.

roffle cakes

I was eating some roffle cakes then I rolled on the floor laughing.
by X2Cube September 18, 2004
mugGet the roffle cakesmug.

cake out

To make out with a chick when one (or both of you) have cake on your face. Tastes good AND feels good.
J and C were hanging out and they found part of a friend's birthday cake. They cut it in half and smashed their faces in it. As they were walking around, they realized, "hey, if we made out with someone right now, it would be fucking awesome... dood. CAKE OUT!!"
by Wommider April 2, 2010
mugGet the cake outmug.

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.
Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!
by Amber June 28, 2004
mugGet the Cheese Cakemug.

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.
When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.
by Tweeder September 19, 2006
mugGet the beating cakesmug.

Cake by the ocean

I would like to protest your denial of "Cake by the Ocean" that I submitted. It does mean to toss salad, or eat booty. If you listen to the official video on youtube you can hear the band singing " I keep on hoping to eat (booty) cake by the ocean." When they say "booty" is is in a lower voice, you have to listen for it.

Also the girl it was written for called her backdoor "Cake"
by Detroit 1701 June 14, 2016
mugGet the Cake by the oceanmug.

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