baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.

Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.

by babyGrubber March 2, 2022

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 27, 2011

Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

Baby camel

The outer lips of female genitalia which are relatively small and charming when visible through relatively tight clothing.

There's a lady in my wife's yoga class with a nice baby camel.

by T$Money$ January 25, 2019