When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
Get the Cock Blastmug. a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
Get the Blasted clownmug. That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021
Get the blast to the pastmug. "Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
Get the cake blastedmug. Yo all you have to do is buy her that KFC 5 dollar fill up box and then she'll let you fill up her blast basket.
by Slapu90 August 22, 2017
Get the Blast Basketmug. 1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
by July 3, 2024
Get the God blast youmug. by indigo pup July 14, 2021
Get the Blue cheese baja blastmug.