Beer Monkey

A person nominated by the rest of a drinking group to fetch them all beer on request. A modern form of slave.

"Beer monkey, I'm empty, fetch me a frosty one from the fridge!"

by sean briggs September 28, 2005

Madison Beer

a "beautiful" singer with a nasty personality

"did you hear about madison beer? she cried because someone accused her of plastic surgery! geez, grow up!"

by Ellia2509 September 24, 2020

beer money

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

by woody March 25, 2004

beer bong

Funnel and tube used to consume large amounts of beer at one time. Used mostly by fraternities and lame people trying to get wasted REALLY fast.

Guy: Come on do a beer bong with me, I'll teach you.
Me: Teach me? No I'm too afraid. Girls shouldn't do that.

by Appreciate July 2, 2004

beer boner

erection that occurs with beer and is used in conjuntion with beer googles

If it wasn't for the beer I would be able to get a beer boner with this bitch

by Jack the Wack 80 December 18, 2008

beer slut

The person designated to get another round of brewskies from the fridge, or store.

Dude, its your turn to be Beer Slut

by Buddha Christ November 4, 2006

THOM BEERS

see dick weed

Thom Beers of Discovery Channel needs a his teeth knocked out with a Bollpeen hammer.

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 20, 2004