bastardise

it simply means to make someone a bastard.

"why did I have to bastardise our new son?!?!?!"

by Dannyisjesus December 28, 2005

Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 5, 2009

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Baxtard

1.To Insult Someone who is being a dick, jerk, or just plain stupid

2.Another Insult To Bring Someone Down

3.Used To Tell Someone You Dont Like Them

1.Watch It Baxtard
2.Ashley Your A Fucking Baxtard
3.Ben Your Such A Baxtard

by HarvesterOfSorrow October 25, 2003

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

bastard hole

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

by sgmpornstarr August 14, 2011